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Steve the Giraffe's SuicideAn Optimistic Tale of Steve the Giraffe's Uneventful SuicideSteve the Giraffe's Suicide by ~norealityallowed
Diary Entry: Giraffe Day 13
I decided to try my luck with quicksand today. I guess giraffes naturally evolved to combat quicksand since my hooves hit the bottom of the pit and I still had a few feet of neck outside. This is going to take longer than I thought.
Diary Entry: Giraffe Day 17
Finally got out of that damned quicksand. I'm going to be uncomfortable in the wrong places for days because of this. Whoever invented sand should get eaten.
Diary Entry: Giraffe Day 22
Found a nice lake with a waterfall to drown in but apparently giraffes evolved to combat lakes too. Decided
Sta.sh
